Fun with stereotypes

let's see if you get it ;)

Ok, so I was walking down the shopping center to my work, and this old woman comes up to me and tries to sell me perfume. I'm on the sidewalk... So, I tell her that today is her off day, and she apologizes, but gives me a small sample anyway. MLIA

omg, so I was like, walking like, to my sweat house of a job, and this old bag comes up to me and starts nagging me abt this smelly skunk spray. I tell her to f*ck off and then she still kept spouting sh*t and wouldn't shut up. omg, MLIA

As I perused the view on my way to work, this nice elderly woman approaches me and starts to sell me a fragrance. In order to halt this incessant rouse, I inform the madam that today is her off day, and she doesn't need to work so hard. She appreciates my sincerity in realizing her mistake, and so then sends me off with a small sample. MLIA

XD badababa ba, I'm lovin it! anyway, I'll come up w/more when i have more time

Part 2

The Week Before Christmas

Ok, so I was opening one morning, and some verses just came to me throughout the day. So here it is: the finished poem.

It was Christmas week and all through the store,
all the animals were stirring, the mice and more.
The groomers woke up with a tear of sorrow
knowing that 40 dogs would be coming tomorrow

Dogs, dogs, and dogs galore!
A Great Pyranese added to the chore,
as the boarders settled in all nice and merry,
the workers themselves were tired but wary,
all the water, food, and shelter set,
with demands from Angella to be met

There was still shopping to do and family to please,
enough to make you fall on your knees.
However Christmas finally came about,
"Happy Birthday Jesus!" was said throughout
and all the workers texted without a call,
Merry Christmas and Good Tidings to all!

Let it snow!

So, as I approach the end of the semester, I am at the point where there are basically 3 days left. Finals sched: Wed- Physical Sci , Thurs - Public Speaking, Fri - Mass Media. That's how it is for school. I am also packing for my trip back home, and basically have 1/4 of it done. Then, it started snowing! :) all productivity, down. lol. so...i think i'll study a lil tonight for my exam tomorrow, pack a bit, face the elements, and hopefully squish my stuff into my car.
Let's see, what else.. can't wait to actually have some income again. My balance right now is basically 90 some-odd dollars, so basically just enough to make it down to Houston. One thing I'm looking forward to is seeing the Frisco square Christmas lights! I'm totally taking video. :D so, that's probably gonna be our only stop, but yeah.... I wonder how i'm going to get my closet packed up into my car... and my desk... i have a lot of books. I need a box.
Anyway, for now I'm enjoying the one-final-a-day thing, and am loving the snow. I even made my first (second, and third) snow angel! mmm....Snapple's pretty good right now.

Breaking up is hard to do...

Not that I was in a dating relationship or anything, but as you (who's you? who even reads this? comment if u do b/c I don't think I'm talking to anybody...) might know, I will soon be transferring from Sterling College.
Now, this was an uber-hard decision, but after lots of thought, prayer, and opinions, I have finally decided what the course will be for the rest of my undergrad college life. Reasons:
-Much, much, much, cheaper to go to Tomball college for the semester
-Will have a job, so will have steady income.
-Wanted to transfer to a linguistics school, but it was too late by the time I thought abt it, so it's easier to pay for that school if i just get gen eds out of the way at a cheaper college and have a better schedule that will help regiment me to find motivation for my grades.
-Just have a feeling that i've learned what i needed to at Sterling, and feel God is telling me to move on to the next step
-my gut is telling me

So, It was a really hard decision, but my head finally feels clear, and it hasn't felt that way in a long, long, time. I feel this is what I need to do and have accepted my own decision.
I will dearly miss the people at Sterling, but this is something that I have to do.